NICE one Blu!

I didn't have a simlar experience, but a similar ENDING on Patty's Day 3 years ago... not SLOPPY drunk, but drunk none-the-less. the X-girlfriend and I were in a pub with the tables cleared out near the end of the night. The band playing on stage were friends of ours and we knew the pub owners. Most of the other patrons were gone, but there were still a good handful of people left carrying on and having a good time.

We were sort of "swing dancing" (if you want to call it that) to Irish music. I dipped her and then she decided she was going to try to dip me. Well, needless to say that she wasn't as strong as her "beer muscles" thought, so I ended up going right thru her arms onto the floor... Sprwaled out with my legs in the air, clutching to keep the front apron down as I fell in what seemed like slow motion to the floor. I landed on my back with my legs LITERALLY up in the air in a V FACING a group of girls, with my hands TRYING to contain my modesty. I got a few hoots and hollers after that little display.

Please note that NO ONE WILL HELP YOU UP... you'll have to take the full brunt of the humiliation. HAHAHAHA