Oh if that ever happens to my husband I'll die laughing!!!! I'll be the first to point. I predict it will happen the very day he decides to go regimental. It will probably be at the Flying Saucer. I can see it happening now. I'm laughing already. This will be his precursive punishment for the day he wanders too close to the woman wearing a kilt-inspector t-shirt. HA! I can't call it justice yet, but it will be.