Here's an idea, Let's invent a fest! We can call it "Kiltfest." We can celebrate it once a year, or anually, whatever works best. We can lead up to it for two or three days until the highlight day when everyone gets blotto or pissed and realizes that it's KILTDAY and it's time to celebrate!!!
Now if that doesn't work we can celebrate Kilt Day today! I planned on it anyway 
pass the lime please?
Go, have fun, don't work at, make it fun! Kilt them, for they know not, what they wear. Where am I now?
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