Welcome back. You haven't missed much - Panache got himself a pink kilt and went sporran hunting, Riverkilt and Hamish are giving away their unworn kilts, Pour1Malt's successful suit against the Scottish Tourism Board led to his buying their vacant office in Dumfries and turning it into a small distillery, CCGA3359 has taken to wearing a rubber chicken as a fowl-face sporran - just the usual goings on.












Okay, only three out of the five happened.