Missions of the Retrieval Team - Kiltmen Down

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Commercial Break


Outside a large manor house, sitting in a forest


A statuesque redhead, clad in a tight-fitting jumpsuit, covered with several pouches, is fighting with four men dressed as ninjas. The woman proceeds to disable the men quickly, using a variety of martial arts moves.

The woman picks up a small sculpture, and carries it towards the audience. A tall, bearded man, wearing a camouflage kilt steps into the screen and accepts the sculpture when the woman hands it to him.

“Good work,” he tells her. “Our client will be glad to get this back.” He hands her a small can and walks off screen.

The woman opens the pop top on the can and takes a long drink of its contents. She then looks towards the audience as if just seeing them.

“Oh hi! I’m Ms. Hawk from the retrieval team. You know, our missions take us all over the world and we see lots of action. Sometimes we don’t know when we can rest, so we have to prepare for anything.”

She hold up the can with the label facing the audience. The label is bright red and says ‘X Juice.’

“That’s why we drink X Juice, the new energy drink from the good folks of X Marks the Scot. Its special formula combines a number of active ingredients to keep you going as long as you need.”

She takes another long drink from the can and, with a satisfied smile, again faces the audience, holding up the can.

“So, whether you’re scaling a cliff, swimming across a river,” she briefly looks back over her shoulder, then again faces the audience, “or fighting off ninjas, choose X Juice, the energy drink of the Retrieval Team.”