Suits Jackets With Kilts

[The Wizard of BC]

Grant,
We all know to replace the sporran chain with a strap but there is still the question --- When affixing the chicken to the strap is the proper way head up or head down? Also, my chicken came without Silver Tassels and I was wondering if it would still be appropriate for formal wear? Could I substitute the tin foil booties that are sometimes found on Turkeys? Or would that clash?

[ccga3359]

Grant,
We all know to replace the sporran chain with a strap but there is still the question --- When affixing the chicken to the strap is the proper way head up or head down? Also, my chicken came without Silver Tassels and I was wondering if it would still be appropriate for formal wear? Could I substitute the tin foil booties that are sometimes found on Turkeys? Or would that clash?

Mr. Ashley;
The "proper" way of wearing a rubber chicken is thusly



No chain, feet at the equater, head down (yes ladies, it hangs to my knee) and the booties would just make it look ridiculous.