Why oh why didn't the Scots invent guacamole instead??

I think a bowl of fresh guacamole would be better than haggis...could be honored in the same way and much more fun to eat...

Thinking the Scots probably did invent guacamole but the English supressed it during the proscription. Recipe stolen by one of the wayward ships of the Spanish armada and eventually taken to Mexico where the locals claimed it.

At least maybe some haggis with guacamole to make it more palatable...

Everyone knows avacados were used to dye wool green in the olden days in Scotland.

Its time the truth be told and guacamole regains its rightful place in Scottish history.

Ron