Sporran-Phobes Unite!

[starbkjrus]

I like the nightstalkr because it's modern, stealthy, cutting edge, maybe smaller? I have searched for something more appealing and less loud...Believe it or not, I feel the same way about saddle bags on a harley davidson...Maybe I'm just weird?

(Panache in a very thick fake Austrian accent)


My dear Trefor,

It is a very rare pyschological phenomena und seldom seen in Wales. Normally it is ze result of trauma as a child. Ven a young kiltling is attacked by a vild sporran it can leave permanent pyschological scarring that affects ze kilties later in life. Zis often happens in areas of Scotland that are scarely populated und the vild sporrans hide in ze shubberies. In Wales ze ysgrepan or sgrepan as they are known there are completely domesticated.

Luckily, zis condition is completely treatable with lots of ze very expensive therapy..."

Cheers

Jamie

One much also be mindful of the Free Range Rubber Chicken Sporran that is native to Southern Ontario. They can do strange things to ones hair and buttocks.