Quote Originally Posted by J.B. Simpson View Post
You mean I can't just go to the fabric store, buy a length of plaid material, wrap it around my waist and call it a Kilt?

What is this world coming to?!?!?
Actually, that's what I did for my first kilt.

It was Hallowe'en, and I bought five yards of plaid flannel, pleated the back, wrapped it around me, and grabbed a sword and went trick-or-treating.