Quote Originally Posted by The F-H.C.A.G. View Post
It obviously isn't my husband Jamie, he whose every waking moment is spent just dreaming of the time he gets to spend with me.
Fear not, dear lady. This is only a work of fiction. Though we may try to deny, it is a fact that all men dread the time that is spent away from our significant others, and anxiously await the time when we are reunited with our loved ones.

Whew, do you think she bought it guys. What? What do you mean the recorder is still on!! Uh...uh..now back to our story.