Need Help with a Gaelic Translation Please

[Arizona Scot]

Hey Kris there are times we barely understand each other in English and now you want to say it in Scottish. I am going to have to stay more sober or go to the bathroom less.

[Ayin McFye]

Hey Kris there are times we barely understand each other in English and now you want to say it in Scottish. I am going to have to stay more sober or go to the bathroom less.

Actually I do say it how it was instructed in this thread on occassion, but since most people in the group think I've just been hit over the head or something and forgot how to talk, I don't bother very often. However it does make for a nice clan motto.