A true story.When I was a lad at school we had a Battle of Britain pilot come to talk to us all. He told us a story of how he had Fokkers to the left shooting at him,Fokkers behind shooting at him,Fokkers above,Fokkers below,Fokkers everywhere!He escaped them by flying into the clouds.We of course were trying not to laugh at all this and of course it all ended in uproar!The headmistress,a very straight laced lady,tried to explain that a Fokker was a type of fighter plane, to which there was even more laughter. The killing line,though, came from the pilot "ah yes" said he," the trouble was that these Fokkers were Messerschmitts!" ,to which the whole school collapsed with laughter and made even funnier by the headmistress storming out! The pilot's name was Douglas Bader.