Going To Walmart By Age

[Jerry]

Jerry, you’re not old. I’m 59 and retired and Home Depot is only five miles away, but I’d still wait until Tuesday.

As Paul Harvey says, "Here is the rest of the story". After I return from senior golf and WalMart on Tuesday, I'll be so stiff and sore that I'll put off my project until Friday. Then, if I need something else,(CRS Syndromw) I'll wait until the following Tuesday. This is sometimes a never ending circle, and by the time I've got everything, I can't remember why I wanted to do it in the first place

[heartofglass]

Or maybe you get into Wal-Mart and when you go out to get to the car, can't find it, so you have to set off the emergency alarm so you can find the darned thing!

[ChattanCat]

Hey, I'm still 20 (at heart). The worst part is putting down the shovel, going into the house and... now what was it I was going to do? And why?

[Jack Daw]

I fear the day I walk into Walmart and they ask me to put in an application.

[GDub]

I'm past my 40s and, believe it or not, I've never been inside a Walmart.

[Carolina Kiltman]

I'm somewhere between the last two listed. Loved it.

[haxtonhouse]

that's great! thanks for the laughs!

[SteveB]

I fit most of the descriptions, but the local lumber yard and hardware store are a five minute walk. What's a Wal-Mart??
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[MichiScot]

We have 5 WMs within a 30 mile radius and I usually go directly from work, wearing nasty clothing and reeking of hydraulic or cutting oils. But then I am over 40.