What would happen if Chuck Norris put on a kilt?

[Galb]

What is under Chuck Norris' kilt? Another fist.

[unaspenser]

What is under Chuck Norris' kilt? Another fist.

I love it! My poor brain is too frazzled today to think up any good ones, sadly.

[GreenDragon]

What is under Chuck Norris' kilt? Another fist.

That's the best!

[Phogfan86]

Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents everytime he listens to a song.

Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books; he stares at them until they crack and give him the information he wants.

There is no theory of evolution; only a list of animals Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep; he waits.

Chuck Norris is why Waldo hides.
Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water and make it drink.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris once went to a bachelor party and ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

When Chuck Norris swims, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said, "Get a job." That is the story of the origin of the universe.

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.

It takes Chuck Norris 26 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

Sorry. I'll stop

[Mac Daibhidh]

What is under Chuck Norris' kilt? Another fist.

Now That was bloody hilarious!

[Monkey@Arms]

Phogphan86,

Those brought tears to my eyes.

Best regards,

Jake