These Chuck Norris jokes are like most of the viral internet humor: you either get it or you don't. I know many people who just don't think it's funny. I personally think it's hilarious! I love the wit involved to think up of this stuff.

A couple favorites that weren't on the list:

Chuck Norris doesn't get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.

Chuck Norris sleeps with a nightlight, but not because he is afraid of the dark. The dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.


Moving these jokes into the world of kilting just seems like the natural progression. The "another fist" under the kilt was a riot! Anyone have any more?

Chuck Norris' kilt doesn't have buckles. It stays on out of fear.