"Every one a work of art!" A Valentine's day story.

[Rex_Tremende]

And then there was my SWK thrifty at the resort pool... I wrapped it around myself after I got out of the pool. A lady coming in asked me what I was wearing under it... right as my swim suit fell to my ankles. I picked it up off the floor and said "Well, 3 seconds ago, it was this." I winked at her and walked away, noticing that her face was bright red and her mouth was hanging open.

Very clever trick, that was.

And funny, too.

Regards,
Rex.

[Nighthawk]

Very clever trick, that was.

And funny, too.

Regards,
Rex.

Nah, it was just pure dumb luck that the timing worked that way. My room at the resort was a half block outside walk, and the temp we 8 above zero, so I had no desire to walk back to my room in wet clothing. I just untied my suit, wrapped the kilt around, and let gravity do its work. It just worked out that way...

[Nick the DSM]

was it an iron maiden swim suit!?

[Nighthawk]

was it an iron maiden swim suit!?

That would have made the whole thing perfect. But no.