Wooden kilt

**Bart_In_A_Kilt** · 24th March 09, 10:26 PM

If I had knot saw the photo for myself, I wooden believe there to be a splinter of truth to the story, However... I now believe that he could branch into lots of Wood Kilt Combos with Beaver sporrans. Dam...that wood kindle a flame for timberkilts.

Knot that I wood want one.
The root of my objection is that I'd be board with it in no time.
I'd better leaf that kilt to the box pleat...er plank guys. I'm sure if you ash them they'll tell you that it's more Popler with them.

**Rex_Tremende** · 24th March 09, 10:37 PM

Oakay. I'm going to lumber off to bed now - forest, of course.

G'night.
Rex.

**Bugbear** · 24th March 09, 11:10 PM

Hope you sleep like a log, Rex. Don't let the termites bite.

**McClef** · 25th March 09, 03:32 AM

Probably look good on a guy called ELMer while he is down on the beech and if it's one of those non-smoking California ones he can't drop any Ash.

Or maybe in OAKlahoma...

**Leprechaun 91** · 25th March 09, 05:51 AM

Originally Posted by Rex_Tremende

I can see opinion on this is going to be splintered. It's knot something I would wear. I'm stumped why anyone wood.

Regards,
Rex.

**ForresterModern** · 25th March 09, 12:15 PM

If you grow out of it you could always recycle it as kindling.

**The Barry** · 28th March 09, 11:31 AM

You guys are a bunch of saps!

**Kiltman** · 28th March 09, 07:19 PM

I've been away from the board for a day or two and must apologize for the comments of two of my friends, Phil and Rex. Wood that I had been here to cut their comments off. To Phil I say it's obvious that when you make a kilt you must rip it, not cross cut it. Rex, oakay, but I wood knot want to saw this off. Remember that one wood be well advised to measure twice before cutting this board's discussion off. Do you think we veneered the end of the puns?