Wooden kilt - chip off the old block?

[ForresterModern]

Wood heavyweight material be made from oak, medium wieght from pine, and lightweight from balsa wood?

Brings new meaning to the term "removing material from the fell".

And wood "hand sawn" kilts be considered more valuable and higher quality than "machine sawn?"

Wood the Gold Bros undercut the business with imported materials and labor from southeast asia and the Indian subcontinent?

[The Barry]

The Gold Bros would offer "genuine old growth plywood" kilts!

[george7]

You could get double width (4'x8') or single width (2'x8') plywood.

[cessna152towser]

You'd want to plank yourself in a discrete corner if you wore it to the pub.