Thoughts experieces and why don't more men wear kilts??

[davedove]

Like country/cowboy wear?

Then you can say you were kilted when kilted wasn't kool.

I Was Kilted When Kilted Wasn't Cool
(with apologies to Barbara Mandrell)

I remember wearin' full mask sporrans and hand-knit hose
Even when they weren't in style
I remember talkin’ about clans and tartan
And wearing my Argyle
And I was wearin’ clothes up to my waist
When all of my friends were wearin’ their pants down to their butts
I was Kilted, when Kilted wasn't cool

I was Kilted, when Kilted wasn't cool
I was Kilted, with my flashes and sgian dubh
I still act, and look the same
What you see ain't nothin' new
I was Kilted, when Kilted wasn't cool

I remember drivin' to the market, getting’ out
And people would all watch
I remember when no one was lookin'
I was nibblin' haggis with my Scotch
I took a lot of kiddin'
'Cause I never did fit in
Now look at everybody tryin' to be what I was then
I was Kilted, when Kilted wasn't cool

I was Kilted, when Kilted wasn't cool
I was Kilted, with my flashes and sgian dubh
I still act, and look the same
What you see ain't nothin' new
I was Kilted, when Kilted wasn't cool

They call us highland rebels
For stickin' to our roots
I'm just glad we're in a country
Where we're all free to choose
I was Kilted, when Kilted wasn't cool
Yeah, I was Kilted, when Kilted wasn't cool