If a hen and a half can lay an egg and a half in a day and half, how long would it take Grant to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Here are a few wonderful things about Grant:
In the time I've been on XMTS, and therefore associated with Grant, I haven't had a speeding ticket, there have been no 'possums in my house, and my garden has produced 189 cucumbers. Coincidence? Who knows?