Missions of the Retrieval Team - A Spin of the Kilt

[Jock Scot]

Goodness! This was the first story I've had a chance to follow. I'd volunteered my name -- didn't know what I was getting into! Or do the ladies tend to fare a bit better than you gents in these stories?

Cynthia ,my dear lady, never ever volunteer! Look at poor old Mr Livingston, he has kevlar everything including,I am told, kevlar pyjamas! He still gets himself filled full of holes. Some people would call it careless, just plain careless. He is a nice chap to work with though, providing he does not drink all the whisky, like last time!

[Livingston]

Cynthia ,my dear lady, never ever volunteer! Look at poor old Mr Livingston, he has kevlar everything including,I am told, kevlar pyjamas! He still gets himself filled full of holes. Some people would call it careless, just plain careless. He is a nice chap to work with though, providing he does not drink all the whisky, like last time!

Now Jock, I still have those bottles of Talisker sitting here waiting for you. AND they are still sealed. The nice bottle of gin is still sitting here too. Well, I've been told it is nice, don't touch the stuff myself.

[Pleater]

Hmmm



I just happened to pass by this little establishment a few weeks ago, and I checked - it is still there.

Maybe it is a franchise?

Madam Pleater

Director of Research and Resources MHICE

[davedove]

I just happened to pass by this little establishment a few weeks ago, and I checked - it is still there.

Maybe it is a franchise?

Move along now! Nothing to see here.

[Livingston]

Hmmm



I just happened to pass by this little establishment a few weeks ago, and I checked - it is still there.

Maybe it is a franchise?

Madam Pleater

Director of Research and Resources MHICE

Move along now! Nothing to see here.

Hmmmmm..... Madam Pleater, it looks to me like MHICE needs to take another, much closer look at this establishment.

[Pleater]

Officers Oak and Beech should be reporting very soon.

M

[Standard]

You've got some 'spaining to do Mr. Dove.