Point Pleasant is like my second home, my mom has a house there just off the beach. I can imagine your trip to the boardwalk was quite umpleasant. That is like Valhalla for the youth and mainstream of much of New Jersey and some of New York. It wouldn't even surprise me to know you were followed around and taunted. That is not one of those places to wear a kilt. Especially when most are scantily clad as it is.

Now you could have gone to Belmar and gotten a completely different response. There is a fantastic restaurant there right on the river, you would have been a hit.