Kilted Rangers

**Tartan Hiker** · 21st August 09, 03:37 PM

Originally Posted by blackbeard

Congratulations!

All right you guys. What does this tell you? Anybody can learn to use a sewing machine. So get those kilts sewn!

Sewing machine?.........check
Fabric?.......................check
Needles?.....................check
Thread?.......................check
Scissors?.....................check
Chalk?.........................check
Tape measure?.............check
Kilt?............................check

Alan H's X-Kilt manual.................CHECK!

**Cavebear58** · 21st August 09, 03:55 PM

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**blackbeard** · 21st August 09, 04:40 PM

Hey, any of you guys know how to put one of these together?

I thought YOU knew.

I don't know. I thought you knew.

Where's the manual?

Hey! Did anyone remember to bring the manual?

I thought you brought the manual?

Oh! ...The manual.

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No I don't have it.

**Woodsman** · 22nd August 09, 07:02 AM

Wow fantastic trail tale! Won't it be nice when everywhere you go you can say, "what's wrong with you" when someone's not wearing a kilt?

I would like to join one of your kilted hikes and trail maintenance details sometime. It looks like everyone had fun.