no whiskey here, but . . .
why do ducks have flat feet? Jumping out of trees to put out forest fires
why do elephants have flat feet? Jumping out of trees to put out burning ducks
why did the elephant balance on the marshmellow? To keep from falling in the hot cocoa.
I can entertain a 10-year-old for hours . . .
[B]Barnett[/B] (House, no clan) -- Motto [i]Virescit Vulnere Virtus[/i] (Courage Flourishes at a Wound)
[B]Livingston(e)[/B] (Ancestral family allied with) -- Motto [i]Se je puis[/i] (If I can)
[B]Anderson[/B] (married into) -- Motto [i]Stand Sure
[/i][b]Frame[/b] Lanarkshire in the fifteenth century
[url="http://www.xmarksthescot.com/photoplog/index.php?u=3478"]escher-Photoplog[/url]
Originally Posted by BEEDEE
You people are killin' me!!
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