Lumpy porridge?

[ccga3359]

$4.60 for a completed spurtle or $460 to but the tools to build a shaving horse and bow lathe to make your own spurtle. In the mean time you're still faced with lumpy porridge. Again you can make an authentic one for $0, grab a small branch de-bark it and stir.

[walkerk]

... or $460 to buy the tools to build a shaving horse and bow lathe to make your own spurtle.

Aye! Now you've got the idea. "Look what I made for you, dear"