Panache and the Curious Affair of the Gin and Tonic

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Thus Grant's mane of curly blonde locks plunged into the trash filled dumpster followed shortly thereafter by his pointy head and the rest of rest of his body, till said pointy head hit the bottom of the metal container resulting a low bell-like ring. His legs and oft mentioned pert buttocks stood straight up ignominiously from the pile of rubbish displaying all Grant's shortcomings which were mercifully and quickly buried in the subsequent huge shower of refuse from the crane operated by Colin….

Jamie I for one greatful that you don't write excessive amounts as my lips tend to get sore from reading so much. Repetitive usage of such big wurds (as highlighted above) just adds injury to injury that I tend to drool as a result. On the other hand I must comment that your above stated character is indeed the romance novelists dream (a la Fabio-esque) you cannot possibly know that is indeed fact as it is well hidden beneath my long flowing golden locks. What is well-known is protrubent ears, those being the sign of royalty.

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Jamie I for one greatful that you don't write excessive amounts as my lips tend to get sore from reading so much. Repetitive usage of such big wurds (as highlighted above) just adds injury to injury that I tend to drool as a result. On the other hand I must comment that your above stated character is indeed the romance novelists dream (a la Fabio-esque) you cannot possibly know that is indeed fact as it is well hidden beneath my long flowing golden locks. What is well-known is protrubent ears, those being the sign of royalty.

Grant, you really do see yourself like this, don't you?









Jamie, I forgive you. Just don't let it happen again.