Kilt Making Mania - Description of a new Disease

[sydnie7]

I will graciously assume that "this poor man" is offered in the generic sense. . .

[Smayniac]

I fear the San Francisco Bay Area is a hotbed of KMM affliction. Perhaps a carrier, a Kiltmaking Mary, is in the area infecting us all. One locall victim claims to be kicking the habit after just one more, we'll see when it comes to pass.
Bob

[WeaselMender]

"I have no idea what you are talking about"

"Hey who are those people in white........and why are they not wearing kilts?"

"Quit poking me with those pointy things I am trying to sew here!"

"Oh wow, if you turn this tartan sideways the colours change"

"The colours, the colours............ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ"






Mr Mender is taking a nap and cannot be bothered , please leave now and take all that tartan with you!

[WClarkB]

I will graciously assume that "this poor man" is offered in the generic sense. . .

I am not telling; have to maintain my professional ethics of course, doncha kno