Ummm... How bout a Santa-Claus-beard sporran?
You mean like this?



I don't know, I think a Santa-Claus-beard sporran is a bit too much.


If I've overstepped a line, don't hesitate to say so. I'm tired, I'm not feeling well, and my mind went boom when I thought about someone with a Santa sporran. I think I should blame CDNsushi. Somehow that just feels right.