Ron,

You might have a strong dependency on the kilt. Maybe a fetish???!! However, addiction is: in spite of adverse consequences, you're still gonna do it, like all the negative things that come your way, and you'll still wear the kilt. Hmm, any negative things comin' your way? I can't think of any when I wear mine.

Kilt on>>>> it's just a fetish! We all have one, or two, or SIX!!!