In 1988, while I was in the Cleveland Police Pipes & Drums, after the St. Patricks Day parade, we were all at
a pub somewhere ( I cant remember where , and I had been embibing ), as we left the stage after performing,
a female Sgt. from my district, asked the question.
I smiled and reached down and lifted my kilt up as high
as I could, needless to say she never asked again ( there was no underwear, and I have stopped embibing.....)