I'm a qualified motorcycle instructor. There are only 2 types of biker. Those that have fallen off and those that have not fallen off yet.
I suppose you could get kevlar reinforced trews or tartan jodhpurs but...
Far better to tartanise your bike.
BTB I do like Harleys, the wife has one. I have a Bonny. Black paintwork with the registration ***2359, I call 'her' midnight.
The 'Eathen in his idleness bows down to wood and stone,
'E don't obey no orders unless they is his own,
He keeps his side arms awful,
And he leaves them all about,
Until up comes the Regiment and kicks the 'Eathen out.
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