Quote Originally Posted by artificer View Post
The crest HAS to have a mermaid on it... just sayin'.

Perhaps a mermaid passant, on a circular field of aquamarine (although I'm sure the heralds would have to call it azure) the whole thing over crossed coconut palms?
When my daughter first saw my new cap badge with a thistle on it she was certain that the top of the thistle was actually a pineapple. The pineapple being prickly also might make a suitable element of the crest.