Bagpipe Jokes

[bdkilted]

LOL. Some I have heard before, but some were new. ALWAYS in need of a good laugh. Thanks

[Highlander31]

...ALWAYS in need of a good laugh. Thanks

I agree. A good joke a day, keeps the doctor away.

[Iain Robb]

A botanist arrives in the jungle to study rare flora, and when he steps off the helicopter he hears drums. Worried, he asks his guide about it, and the guide says, "That's no problem. Don't worry unless they stop."

He works there for a solid week, and gets used to the drums ... all morning, all afternoon, all evening, all through the night. And then one morning he hears ... silence. He searches for his guide, and finds him cowering on the ground, quaking in fear, hands clutched over his ears.

The botanist pulls the guide's hands away from his ears and desperately asks, "What happens now?!"

The guide's upturned face displays and mask of terror and tears, and he says in a voice quavering with fear, "Bagpipe solo!"

[Lallans]

Good ones! I'll send them around for Christmas- right before I leave town.

[Barb T]

I have to say that I LOVE the one about perfect pitch and the one about the blindfolded javelin-thrower!

[piperdbh]

I hate to rain on anybody's parade, but most of these have been recycled from jokes about other instruments.
For instance,
Q:What do you call a drummer who just broke up with his girlfriend?
A:Homeless.

[Lallans]

In symphony orchestas, it's said to be all about the viola players. Something about not being able to play a 'real' violin, builds from there.

[jgcunningham]

Q:What do you call a drummer who just broke up with his girlfriend?
A:Homeless.

Q: What do you call somebody who hangs around with musicians?
A: A drummer.

Q: What do you do when you find a drummer on your front porch?
A: Hand him the money and take the pizza.