Quote Originally Posted by Teufel Hunden View Post
Speaking of interservice banter, here's my favorite.

Marine Corps Rules of Gunfighting:
One can't argue with any of those!

Navy Rules of Gunfighting

1. Go to Sea

2. Send the Marines

3. Drink Coffee
I thought the naval version was:

1. Go to sea.
2. Send cruise missiles.
3. Send one or more air groups.
4. If a handgun is required, 400mm is preferred.
5. NOW send the Marines.