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AHHHHHHH!!!! MY EYES!!!!



"Yes officer, a naked man wearing a Marine Core garrison cap was marching in the parade... No officer, I didn't see the rest of the parade, my head was turned."
It wouldn't be so bad if there were shrieks of horror, but I fear there would be snickers of amusement.

The horror would be reserved for the inglorious body.

Of course--for the sake of clarity--I intended to say that the only item of uniform I would wear would be a cover.