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8th May 11, 09:42 PM #1

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I have to take the one from River kilt...

Q:So what are you wearing under there?!?

A: a elegant p*nis of course!

I LOVE that one!!!

Let YOUR utterance be always with graciousness, seasoned with salt, so as to know how you ought to give an answer to each one.
Colossians 4:6

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Originally Posted by Cowher

I have to take the one from River kilt...

Q:So what are you wearing under there?!?

A: a elegant p*nis of course!

I LOVE that one!!!

That's the best answer I've ever heard!

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