One that worked for me: "Where are your bagpipes?" "Under the kilt."
We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance. - Japanese Proverb
If the initial remark is particularly unfriendly, then silence is golden.
Originally Posted by Beertigger "If you were enough of a woman to find out, you'd be too much of a lady to ask." Oh I like this one BT!!!!
Q: What do you wear under the kilt? A: (Looking down at my stockings directly below it to set up the double entendre) My hose.
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Matt Newsome's article titled, "Those Embarrassing Questions" is probably my favourite read on the subject. It is under the 'Kilt Fashion' subheading for anyone interested. http://albanach.org/articles.html
Half drunk man: What you wearin under your skirt? Kilted man: Go ask your girl!
I was asked once by an Asian doorman at a hotel in Chicago "Where are your bagpipes?" I could not resist and replied with "Where are your chopsticks?" Stayed there several days and he never asked again! Brian
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Originally Posted by BEEDEE I was asked once by an Asian doorman at a hotel in Chicago "Where are your bagpipes?" I could not resist and replied with "Where are your chopsticks?" Stayed there several days and he never asked again! Brian Yup...hard to resist that one. Well played!
Originally Posted by timothyjmcneeley Half drunk man: What you wearin under your skirt? Kilted man: Go ask your girl! If you want to take it up a notch, and have no problem getting into the fistfight that will surely follow, another response to this question would be: "your girlfriend's lipstick."
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