This is what kilting does to you.

[Zardoz]

Mrs.Z and I were at a awards lunchen for one of her womens business groups last weekend. During the program they had some raffle prizes, one of which was a nice fur wrap. As they were showing it off, one of the ladies at our table asked me "Isn't that lovely?" and I of course said; "Yes, you could make a bunch of sporrans out of it!"

[SteveB]

While my spouse was driving, we spotted a field of sheep. I started counting them. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 1KILT, 1, 2, 3,........

[David Dubh]

Now I wonder if anyone has ever had a porcupine sporran?? I think it woulg be grand! Not much chance of anybody getting hold of you money with that one

[Mipi]

Now I wonder if anyone has ever had a porcupine sporran?? I think it woulg be grand! Not much chance of anybody getting hold of you money with that one

Yes, but would be dangerous for sporran bearer, too!

[Nick the DSM]

Now I wonder if anyone has ever had a porcupine sporran?? I think it woulg be grand! Not much chance of anybody getting hold of you money with that one

LOL

"can I pet yer spor-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! the pain!!!!!!!"

[Highlander31]

My daughter has already said I shouldn't get any ideas about her pet rabbit.

[Nighthawk]

My daughter has already said I shouldn't get any ideas about her pet rabbit.

[Kilted Jeeper]

Great! after reading this thread, I keep thinking about all the stuffed animals in my daughters room and which would make the best looking sporran. Hmmm, she has a purple stuffed dog that might be really nice as a casual with an Isle of Skye.....

[Brian Boru]

Remember Barney? Now that would make for an interesting full mask.

Cheers,

Brian

[Spc. Scott]

I passed on a nice red fox that was hit on my way to work yesterday and though the very same thing.