Interesting thread to end all interesting threads

[billmcc]

Poor Grant. His thread was hijacked by chickens.

[piperdbh]

...and I always thought the chicken crossed the road to get away from the 'piper!


One we tell around here is "...to prove to the possum that it can be done."

[Squeaky McMurdo]

In honor of the great one, whose thread is more wholesome than a box of Wheaties (no, not the one with steroid or pot smoking athletes one it, the plain old box)... Chicken jokes.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here.

AL GORE: I invented the chicken. I invented the road. therefore, the chicken crossing the road represented the application of these two different functions of government in a new, reinvented way designed to bring greater services to the American people.

COLIN POWELL: Now at the left of the screen, you clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.

HANS BLIX: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed access to the other side of the road.

DR. SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, The chicken crossed the road, But why it crossed, I've not been told!

ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die. In the rain. Alone.

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.

JOHN LENNON: Imagine all the chickens crossing roads in peace.

ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

KARL MARX: It was an historical inevitability.

VOLTAIRE: I may not agree with what the chicken did, but I will defend to the death its right to do it.

RONALD REAGAN: What chicken?

CAPTAIN KIRK: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken?

BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken? Could you define chicken, please?

COLONEL SANDERS: I missed one?

MOSES: And the Lord said unto the chicken: Go cross the road. And behold the chicken did cross the road not knowing the reason whither for it should cross the road, but the chicken being of great faith did obey.

Tehehe

--Chelsea McMurdo--
who just made that one up because she can't find the original one...

[george7]

Ok, let's steer this ship around and talk about something interesting, like Grant.

I heard that Grant...

...is half-Scottish, half-Chuck Norris.

[ccga3359]

Ok, let's steer this ship around and talk about something interesting, like Grant.

I heard that Grant...

...is half-Scottish, half-Chuck Norris.

You would be perhaps half right.

[piperdbh]

Which half is which?

[george7]

He invented the moon walk and only taught two people... Niel Armstrong and Micheal Jackson

[Bigkahuna]

How come folk hunt wild turkeys and wild ducks, even wild geese, but nobody hunts wild chickens??????

[Dan R Porter]

WHo mentioned Chuck Norris? That is a whole thread in of itself....

Prairie CHickens here in Missouri are protected.

And Grant is part scottish?

[sathor]

How come folk hunt wild turkeys and wild ducks, even wild geese, but nobody hunts wild chickens??????

we don't have 'wild ones' here, just ones that arn't where they belong.

In high school, a friend of mine had to leave early to wrangle up his cows one day. His parents called and had him excused for the latter half the day. We still joke with him about it from time to time.