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    Arrrg!
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    What wears green contacts and hides in trees?
    Elephants?
    Ever seen an elephant in a tree?
    Works huh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigdad1 View Post
    What wears green contacts and hides in trees?
    Elephants?
    Ever seen an elephant in a tree?
    Works huh.


    Actually, yes. It was a topiary.
    I tried to ask my inner curmudgeon before posting, but he sprayed me with the garden hose…
    Yes, I have squirrels in my brain…

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    no whiskey here, but . . .

    why do ducks have flat feet? Jumping out of trees to put out forest fires
    why do elephants have flat feet? Jumping out of trees to put out burning ducks

    why did the elephant balance on the marshmellow? To keep from falling in the hot cocoa.

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    How do you get down off an elephant?

    You don't -- you get down off a duck.
    Proudly Duncan [maternal], MacDonald and MacDaniel [paternal].

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