Anniversary Dinner

[Mikilt]

My parents are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary next week. The whole family is meeting at a nice restaurant.

Mother asked this morning, "Do you have anything to wear to our party?"

"You know that I do. I was thinking Isle of Skye..."

"Trousers. Do you have nice trousers?"

"No kilt?"

"No kilt."

"I think I have a suit"

"Don't wear a suit. No one else will be in a suit"

"That's because I am not in charge"

"Point taken. Just wear trousers, okay?"

So, the hosts have dictated saxon attire for this event. I think I actually do need to buy nice trousers. Every dressy event since I started kilting 5 years ago has been kilted. In fact, the only reason I even have a saxon sport coat that fits is that I picked one up at a second hand/charity shop to convert to a kilt jacket. I just haven't gotten around to it yet.