Interesting thread to end all interesting threads

[Dan R Porter]

we don't have 'wild ones' here, just ones that arn't where they belong.

In high school, a friend of mine had to leave early to wrangle up his cows one day. His parents called and had him excused for the latter half the day. We still joke with him about it from time to time.

When I lived in a small town, population 67, this was a common occurence...

[ForresterModern]

Took the groom and groomsmen golfing the morning after the drunken debauchery of a bachelors party (and the day of his wedding), and on the second green one of the groomsmen, a close friend of mine still suffering the ill effects of the previous nights refreshments, notice a giant (about 6-8 inch) set of hoof marks gouged across the green, and commented "Are those deer tracks?" Barely 3 seconds later a small herd of cattle came bellowing out of the woods nearby, driving us off the green to the safety of our golf carts, followed shortly thereafter by a couple farmhands, the cattle having broken through thier fence and entered the golf property sometime during the night, and we being the first group out on the course that morning (probably the other reason for feeling the ill effects of the night before). It became a standing joke every time we were golfing after that and saw cattle in the next pasture to razz my buddy by asking to him to keep an eye out for any rogue "deer" while we each made our next shot.

[ccga3359]

Uh, this thread as strayed off of the original topic - how wonderful I am - too nomadic cows? It's getting waaay to political here, don't make me shut this thread down!

[Panache]

Uh, this thread as strayed off of the original topic - how wonderful I am -

OK Grant, I'll try my best

Wait I think I have something!

There are many terrible things that Grant has had no part of!

The Black Plague

The Great Depression

The extinction of the dodo

The creation of bell bottom jeans

So see, he isn't such a bad guy after all!



Cheers

Jamie :ootd:

[sydnie7]

Three pages with no mention of flowing golden locks and taut, err, hindquarters?

[sathor]

OK Grant, I'll try my best

Wait I think I have something!

There are many terrible things that Grant has had no part of!

The Black Plague

The Great Depression

The extinction of the dodo

The creation of bell bottom jeans

So see, he isn't such a bad guy after all!



Cheers

Jamie :ootd:

You didn't list the Lindbergh baby kidnapping. Meine Gotten, that fiend!

[Coinneach]

Three pages with no mention of flowing golden locks and taut, err, hindquarters?

I'm not sure about the golden locks...could they be a chicken who has found the perfect hiding place from Grant?

[davedove]

...
There are many terrible things that Grant has had no part of!
...

The extinction of the dodo
...

Are you sure of that? Perhaps he needs to be searched for unusual sporrans?

[Kilt_Em_All]

Here's some interesting thread:





-Elliott

[ForresterModern]

Grant

Post a picture of yourself kilted with a large rubber cow, then it will all fall back into line again.

"Three pages with no mention of flowing golden locks and taut, err, hindquarters?
quoted from Sydnie7

I thought my cow story was close enough to the "taut hindquarters" requirement, no?