Great news I (Grant) got a kilt lift!!!

**dfmacliam** · 10th December 09, 06:15 PM

Tsk tsk tsk to desperately grasp at a kilt check... if you really wanted a kilt check... there are ways...

**KiltedCodeWarrior** · 10th December 09, 08:31 PM

Originally Posted by peacekeeper83

Tsk tsk tsk to desperately grasp at a kilt check... if you really wanted a kilt check... there are ways...

Yes there are ways, and usually you can find willing helpers at the local pub...

**NewGuise** · 10th December 09, 09:45 PM

Originally Posted by KiltedCodeWarrior

Yes there are ways, and usually you can find willing helpers at the local pub...

If you have trouble down your way, come west, Grant. I have a pub for you, just down the avenue. If I can get kilt checked, so can you...

[But I could also recommend a couple of places in Toronto if you're 1) really desperate and 2) willing to brave it without a chaperone. Just leave the rubber chicken sporran at home, for its own good.]

**SoulFyre777** · 11th December 09, 07:35 AM

Originally Posted by Raphael

Kilt Checked by Mother Nature. Close, but no cigar. Just a Cigarette.

Gotta be honest, it makes me a wee bit nervous to have the words 'kilt checked' and 'mother' in the same sentence...

**Hellequin** · 11th December 09, 07:37 AM

Originally Posted by SoulFyre777

Gotta be honest, it makes me a wee bit nervous to have the words 'kilt checked' and 'mother' in the same sentence...

**Bigkahuna** · 11th December 09, 08:36 PM

For some reason this reminds me of a line that Eddie Murphy had in "48 Hours".

**Wompet** · 12th December 09, 07:18 PM

Originally Posted by ccga3359

IT STILL COUNTS THOUGH!!!

Right?

Well ...

Originally Posted by robthehiker

Yes Grant. For you we'll count it.

But if we count it for you, it counts for everyone else. Fair's fair, you know.

Originally Posted by BEEDEE

For a kilt lift to be a true kilt lift there has to be a second person (in human form) involved. Dogs and wind don't meet the necessary criteria.

Actually, checks by dogs belong in the category "(un)fortunate kilted encounters with animals." Included, but not limited to, nosings by dogs, clawings by cats, nips by horses, goosings by geese, and buttings by goats. And if any of these are witnessed by people (or some reasonable facsimile thereof), then we reclassify the incident as a standard kilt-check, pursuant to meeting the criteria of Section 9(a)(ii)(@).