Interesting thread to end all interesting threads

[ccga3359]

People we've strayed again! It appears that only Sydnie7 is reminiscing of my flowing golden locks and taut, firm buttocks as described in detail by Jamie in his Victorian serial:

"PANACHE AND THE SEARCH FOR THE PERFECT GIN & TONIC - Pithed Again!"

Might I remind all that I am not Scottish. I've said it before and I say it again. The only Scottish blood in my family is the dried stuff on the ancestral sword.

Now back to how great I am.

[ghostlight]

...flowing golden locks.

Golden lochs?!

Then we can add to your list of heinous crimes:

ENVIRONMENTAL POLLUTION?!

Is there no end to your wickedness?

Oh, wait...you said "locks"...

Right. Nevermind then.

[Dan R Porter]

"If, as a member, you find that most of what you write is in the Off Topic forum maybe it is time to rethink why you are here on X Marks the Scot. "- Panache

I feel like the scale is tipping.

[ccga3359]

"If, as a member, you find that most of what you write is in the Off Topic forum maybe it is time to rethink why you are here on X Marks the Scot. "- Panache

I feel like the scale is tipping.

The only reason that I post in "Off topic" is because there is no "Off colour" forum.


Come to think of it there is also no "Rubber chicken sporran discussion" forum. Why not?

[Chas]

People we've strayed again! It appears that only Sydnie7 is reminiscing of my flowing golden locks and taut, firm buttocks as described in detail by Jamie in his Victorian serial:

"PANACHE AND THE SEARCH FOR THE PERFECT GIN & TONIC - Pithed Again!"

Might I remind all that I am not Scottish. I've said it before and I say it again. The only Scottish blood in my family is the dried stuff on the ancestral sword.
Now back to how great I am.

Yes, yes, yes. That is all very well and good. We can talk about buttocks any time (and if the truth be told, that is all most of us talk about). But how often do we get the opportunity to get together and discuss chickens and wooden spools?

Wouldn't it be a terrible thing , in our old age, to tell our grandchildren we had the opportunity to discuss chickens (domestic and wild) and let it slip through our fingers just so we could talk about buttocks? Would they thank us? - I think not!

Regards and an affectionate 'cluck cluck'

Chas

[Livingston]

Last night on our drive through Rocky Mountain National Park, I caught sight of Grant and a few of his friends trotting along searching for dinner. As usual, he was flaunting his pert........

[Squeaky McMurdo]

All right all right. Grant wants a bit of an ego boost it sounds like


Grant is the most interesting man in the world. Dos Equis beer has respected his wishes to remain anonymous (for fear that he would be asked by every rubber chicken company in the world to be their spokesperson) but the fact remains that the material behind the guy that actor Jonathan Goldsmith plays is Grant's true life story!

Here are the latest interesting things Grant has done in the past week:

*Climbed Grant's Peak (one of his own private mountains, he has 7 including one in the Himalayas and another on Mars) in a kilt.

*Rescued an orphaned giant squid from an underwater fire

*Tamed a ferocious lion on an African Safari by threatening it with the offer of a kilt check, whereaupon it begged to be made into a rug which now graces the parlour of Grant's secret mansion hidden 60 km under Lake Ontario

*Solved the world's hunger problem while doodling on a napkin at Denny's. Got distracted by the cute redheaded waitress who took his plate along with the napkin.

*Performed a kilted Chicken dance in celebration when his private helicopter landed on top of the Eiffel Tower

*Several secret missions which we know nothing about except that he was kilted and there was something about a brewery mentioned....







--Chelsea McMurdo--

[Wompet]

Squeaky, you have to check your facts before you post these sort of things.

Turpin and Lamarr Britt are making the lion into sporrans for members of the Sinister and Obscene Kilt Syndicate (and those members of the Sinister Esoteric Kilt Society who are joining in the latest venture) ,
and the waitress was blond.

[Coinneach]

No, please not the kilted chicken dance!

[Squeaky McMurdo]

Squeaky, you have to check your facts before you post these sort of things.

Turpin and Lamarr Britt are making the lion into sporrans for members of the Sinister and Obscene Kilt Syndicate (and those members of the Sinister Esoteric Kilt Society who are joining in the latest venture) ,
and the waitress was blond.

Okay, so there was enough left over for a bunch of sporrans too.....and fine, the waitress was strawberry blonde.