Interesting thread to end all interesting threads

**dfmacliam** · 3rd July 09, 08:25 PM

does the dog now bark... ffur ffur?... instead of ruff ruff?

**piperdbh** · 3rd July 09, 08:48 PM

If a hen and a half can lay an egg and a half in a day and half, how long would it take Grant to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Here are a few wonderful things about Grant:
In the time I've been on XMTS, and therefore associated with Grant, I haven't had a speeding ticket, there have been no 'possums in my house, and my garden has produced 189 cucumbers. Coincidence? Who knows?

**george7** · 3rd July 09, 08:49 PM

(Tribute to Top Gear 'Stig' segment on BBC 2)

Some say that his face is featured on Swedish currency, and that he's never seen a real chicken.

All we know is he's called Grant

**LadyGriffin** · 3rd July 09, 09:03 PM

I personally would like to hear from "Mrs. Grant" if there is such a person.
Get the REAL dirt!

Julie

**Panache** · 3rd July 09, 09:25 PM

Originally Posted by LadyGriffin

I personally would like to hear from "Mrs. Grant" if there is such a person.
Get the REAL dirt!

Julie

Julie,

Based on the little I have gleaned about Grant's lovely wife over the years I strongly suspect that her honest opinion of our friend would not be suitable for a family friendly forum!

Cheers

Jamie

**WeaselMender** · 6th July 09, 04:24 PM

Originally Posted by Panache

Julie,

Based on the little I have gleaned about Grant's lovely wife over the years I strongly suspect that her honest opinion of our friend would not be suitable for a family friendly forum!

Cheers

Jamie

Why not lock and unlock this thread on odd ocasions just to see if grant will notice

**george7** · 6th July 09, 05:41 PM

Originally Posted by Mender of Weasels

Why not lock and unlock this thread on odd ocasions just to see if grant will notice

That is VERY twisted. A bit funny, but twisted.

**george7** · 6th July 09, 05:47 PM

**KD Burke** · 6th July 09, 06:38 PM

Now, I must say that I've not met Grant; but any man with the cojones to wear a rubber chicken as a sporran must receive accolades from the Pythonesque rabble.

It's not pinin,' it's passed on! This chicken is no more! It has ceased to be! It's expired and gone to meet its maker! This is a late chicken! It's a stiff! Bereft of life, it rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed him to the perch he would be pushing up the daisies! Its metabolical processes are of interest only to historians! It's hopped the twig! It's shuffled off this mortal coil! It's run down the curtain and joined the choir invisible! This.... is an EX-CHICKEN!

(With sincerest apologies to John Cleese and Michael Palin.)