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    Talking Scottish Fruitcake Recipe!

    wi' the holidays fast approachin'...

    ai thoucht ai'd dig oop this auld classic Scots recipe....

    "Scottish Fruitcake Recipe"


    Ya'll need the followin':

    * 1 C water
    * 1 C sugar
    * 4 large aiggs
    * 2 C dried fruit
    * 1 tsp. bakin' soda
    * 1 tsp. salt
    * 1 C broon sugar
    * lemon juice
    * nuts
    * 1 FULL bottle of yur favorite whisky (single malts arr best)

    Sample the whisky tae check fur quality.... Tak a muckle bowl...

    Check the whisky again tae bae sure that it is o' the highest quality....Pour 1 level cup and drink...Repeat. ...

    Turn oan the electric mixer; beat 1 C o' butter in a muckle flooffy boowl.

    Add yin wee tsp sugar and beat again... Mak sure the whisky is still alricht..... Cry anither tup.... Turn aff the mixer.... Break twa legs an add tao the bowl an chuck in the cup o' dried fruit....

    Mix oan the turner.... If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterrers, pry it loose wi' a drewscriver.... Sample the whisky to check for tonsisticity. ...

    Next, shift 2 cups o' salt. ...arr somethin'.... waa cares....

    Check the whisky..... Noo sift the lemon juice an' strain yur nuts... add yin table.... Spoon... o' sugar arr somethin'... White'er ya can fin'....

    Grease the oven weel... Turn the cake tin tae 350 degrees.... Dinnae forget tae beat aff the turner. ...Throw the bowl oot the windee... Check the whisky again....

    Gae tae bed.... crawlin' if neshisharrry....

    nay buddy likes fruitcike anywhoo.....




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    another recipe

    Hilarious. Thanks for posting yours.
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    Try THIS one too:

    http://www.hungrymonster.com/humor/Jokes.cfm?jid=75

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    Gid yin P1M
    In Scotland, there is no such thing as bad weather - only the wrong clothes. - Billy Connolly

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    and the moral of the story...don't waste guid whisky on fruit cake!

    great rendition of a fine joke!

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    Had to steal that one to share with my family. Especially my father who loves his single malts!

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    That recipe reminds me of what Julia Childs once said, "I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food"

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    haha.
    It took me a couple of "backwards" words to click to what was going on.

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    Thanks. Had to share that one with my father in law, who sends me a great fruitcake every year that I cherish until easter.

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    How is this any different from Irish fruitcake???

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    Quote Originally Posted by beerbecue View Post
    How is this any different from Irish fruitcake???

    the Irish spell whisky with an E... "whiskey"...



    :rolleyes:





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