Scots clothing was invented to pick a fight.

The thought slipped in to my mind this morning while conceiving a new bonnet idea.

And I thought to meself, bonnet. Pom pom. Skirt. Blouse. Hose. Garters. That is how the world at large sees these things. No wonder the Scots are warriors... To go around wearing clothing like that is bound to attract trouble.

To top it off, I had a picture come in to my mind of a feral looking Scot in a great kilt asking "Ye makin fun of me wee blue bonnet laddie?"

I laughed so hard I woke my wife and dog up.

Here's to having a deep fried chip on each shoulder.