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    A little off the back, please

    I know this has been around for a while, but I still find it funny!

    "A veteran, whether active duty, retired, national guard or reserve, is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to "The United States of America", for an amount of "up to and including my life." That is honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it." anon

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    OMG

    Have not seen that one.
    Didn't know the Britts had cone heads.

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    Hilarious!!!
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    [SIZE="1"][I]"I cut a stout blackthorn to banish ghosts and goblins; In a brand new pair of brogues to ramble o'er the bogs and frighten all the dogs " - D. K. Gavan[/I][/SIZE]

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    Quote Originally Posted by mbhandy View Post
    OMG

    Have not seen that one.
    Didn't know the Britts had cone heads.

    MrBill
    Steady!I used to wear one of those!

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    Ah, but are you telling us, Jock, that your head is shaped like that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Galician View Post
    Ah, but are you telling us, Jock, that your head is shaped like that?
    The bearskin would be a lot easier to keep on, if my head was that shape,believe me!

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    A couple of teddy boys are stopped by a policeman as they make their midnight way unsteadily along the High Street. He looks them up and down, and his gaze settles on their winklepicker shoes.

    'Do your toes reach the end of those shoes?' he enquires ponderously.

    The more inebriated youth regards him glassily, and then grins as a thought strikes him.

    'Does your head reach the top of your helmet, Constable?'
    I presume to dictate to no man what he shall eat or drink or wherewithal he shall be clothed."
    -- The Hon. Stuart Ruaidri Erskine, The Kilt & How to Wear It, 1901.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pleater View Post
    A couple of teddy boys are stopped by a policeman as they make their midnight way unsteadily along the High Street. He looks them up and down, and his gaze settles on their winklepicker shoes.

    'Do your toes reach the end of those shoes?' he enquires ponderously.

    The more inebriated youth regards him glassily, and then grins as a thought strikes him.

    'Does your head reach the top of your helmet, Constable?'
    I love it!

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    I've never seen that one, thanks for posting it!
    I literally fell out of my chair

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