A bit off topic, but things that make you go hmmmmm.

[Splash_4]

For Those Who Take Life Too Seriously


1. Save The Whales. Collect The Whole Set.


2. A Day Without Sunshine Is Like, Night.


3. On The Other Hand, You Have Different Fingers.


4. I Just Got Lost In Thought. It Wasn't Familiar Territory.


5. 42.7 Percent Of All Statistics Are Made Up On The Spot.



6. 99 Percent Of Lawyers Give The Rest A Bad Name.



7. I Feel Like I'm Diagonally Parked In A Parallel Universe.



8. Honk If You Love Peace And Quiet.



9. Remember, Half The People You Know Are Below Average.



10. He Who Laughs Last, Thinks Slowest.



11. Depression Is Merely Anger Without Enthusiasm.



12. The Early Bird May Get The Worm, But The Second Mouse Gets The Cheese.



13. I Drive Way Too Fast To Worry About Cholesterol.



14. Support Bacteria. They're The Only Culture Some People Have.



15. Monday Is An Awful Way To Spend 1/7 Of Your Week.



16. A Clear Conscience Is Usually The Sign Of A Bad Memory.



17. Change Is Inevitable, Except From Vending Machines.


18. Get A New Car For Your Spouse. It'll Be A Great Trade!



19. Plan To Be Spontaneous Tomorrow.



20. Always Try To Be Modest, And Be Proud Of It!



21. If You Think Nobody Cares, Try Missing A Couple Of Payments.



22. How Many Of You Believe In Psycho-kinesis? Raise My Hand.



23 . Ok, So What's The Speed Of Dark?



24. How Do You Tell When You're Out Of Invisible Ink?>


25. If Everything Seems To Be Going Well, You Have Obviously Overlooked Something.



26. When Everything Is Coming Your Way, You're In The Wrong Lane.



27. Hard Work Pays Off In The Future. Laziness Pays Off Now.



28. Everyone Has A Photographic Memory. Some Just Do Not Have Film.



29. If Barbie Is So Popular, Why Do You Have To Buy Her Friends?



30. How Much Deeper Would The Ocean Be Without Sponges?



31. Eagles May Soar, But Weasels Do Not Get Sucked Into Jet Engines.



32. What Happens If You Get Scared Half To Death Twice?



33. I Used To Have An Open Mind But My Brains Kept Falling Out.



34. I Couldn't Repair Your Brakes, So I Made Your Horn Louder.



35. Why Do Psychics Have To Ask You For Your Name?



36. Inside Every Older Person Is A Younger Person Wondering What Happened.



37. Just Remember - If The World Did Not Suck, We Would All Fall Off.



38. Light Travels Faster Than Sound, Which Is Why Some People Appear Bright Until You Hear Them Speak.

[Clockwork John]

Thanks for posting those. My wife and I had a good laugh over them.

[Birddog]

Oh God, I'm gonna die laughing...

[ardchoille]

Thanks, that brought a smile to my face while taking a break from pleating

[Mael Coluim]

Thanks, Splash! My wife was having a bad evening, beating herself up for something that had happened. I asked her to read the thread and it lifted her spirits.

[Jock Scot]

I don't know! More coffee on the computer! You really should not do this to me.

[KiltedSkeleton]

Thanks for the laugh. I definetly need it being stuck at work on a saturday.

[Nick the DSM]

hahahahaha! those were great!

[Big Mikey]

There are two kinds of people in the world:

1.Those who make lists.
2.Those who don't.

Not sure where I fit in.

[Silent_Rhapsody]

That was hilarious!! Thanks so much. Made a Sunday morning at work a little easier to take.