Okay, I know you're thinking "It's a wedding, wear what the bride says!" - but here's the problem: it's a steampunk theme. I have no clue what to accessorize with as I have never done steampunk. And as a close friend of the groom, the bride insists I wear a kilt with whatever steampunk accessories I have... But I have none!

Surely I will be wearing *A* kilt, just not sure which one - I have a weathered MacKenzie, Irish National, and a couple other that are just a hair too long so won't be worn.

Anyone have any idea what I could wear for this? I'm so lost...